Writer to Chronicle History of Walla Walla Wickidity

Writer Zelda del West, formerly of Nowhere, West Texas, recently relocated to Walla Walla in order to continue her research into a certain Wicked Witch whose Walla Walla origins are well known. The Witch was originally known as the Wicked Witch of Walla Walla, before she decided to, in her words, "blow this popsicle stand," for bigger and better gigs. She then changed her moniker to Wicked Witch of Western Washington and later to Wicked Witch of West Texas. Del West is the author of a soon to be released book that chronicles the experiences of a young girl, referred to in the book as "Lulu Lopez," has had since being targeted by the Witch in recent years. It recounts her kidnapping from Walla Walla to West Texas and subsequent escape from an alternate universe. Del West has relocated to Walla Walla from Texas, in pursuit of the Witch, who now seems to have returned to the area to more readily harass "Lulu." The title of Del West's book is "Lulu Lopez vs. the Wicked Witch of West Texas: Escape from Sugarland," and it promises to be an action packed rollicking tale replete with weird creatures, coded messages, magic, weirdos, and worse. Much worse. We eagerly await the release of this stunning new book. Del West intends to continue to follow the exploits of the Witch as she makes Walla Walla much weirder.